"Overall stay: Less than acceptable.
Worst part: Room was not clean, and could barely be called a “King suite”.
Best part: The restaurant was PHENOMENAL! Excellent wait staff, exquisite cocktails, and mouth-watering cuisine that was prepared precisely as ordered. 11/10, will definitely eat there again (even though we will be staying elsewhere…)
Now the breakdown: Starting with the parking lot on our way in, it needs cracks weeded and patched. Walking in the front, you don’t directly enter the lobby, so it was slightly confusing as to where we needed to go. Nobody at the front desk, waited nearly 5 minutes for someone to finally pop out of the office and help. After hearing how much the gentleman hates the “new system”, and a detailed list of all the ways it was different than the old one, we got our keys. Which had to be placed on the tap pads in a precise manner in order to function properly. Annoying, but bearable.
Walking through the hallways felt like we were in a prison. And when we opened the door to our cell, it only added to that feeling. About the only (hopefully?) clean portion of the room was the made bed. Beyond that, there was crumbs and dirt on the floors, coffee stains on the small countertop, windows smudged with face and finger prints near the outside edges of the glass, hair in the shower, toothpaste stains in the poorly-wiped sink, food stains in the fridge. Just…gross. And the TV didn’t work, to boot. Bed was hard. Fridge noisy. 2/10."