2 Star Hotels in Schooner Island, Kaplan

"This is a rat trap hotel. Everything in the room needs to be replaced, from the bad paint job and cigarette burned bed covers to the completely leaky (never stops pouring out of faucet) shower. Hanging rack on wall is missing iron and ironing board. Smoke detector or sprinkler attachment is missing from it's holder. On-the-wall AC unit has seen better days. The door to open to change temp doesn't open all the way making it ridiculous to deal with. Upon check-in, I was pre-paid so it should have taken a few seconds. But in the middle of dealing with me, the girl at the desk took a phone call and proceeded to make a reservation with me standing right there. Absurd! There's a note on the refrigerator with the "only" item for free breakfast (a frozen breakfast sandwich) that says to eat the food there and not take it to the room. Ignored. There was also a granola bar or 2 there plus cereal and milk. Sad. I know this is an expensive hotel, but Wyndham should be ashamed to have this property on their list."

"Awesome"