Moron Holidays

This is a fine option if you just want a barebones room to crash in while visiting Milan. The staff is very nice and professional. Our room for 3 was quite small and the outside wall was baffingly banged up and dirty. The rest of the room was fine - the bathroom was nicely updated which clashed with the rest of worn-down room. Location is very good within a short walk of Crocetta station. Another plus is the fact that within a few steps is an amazingly good and reasonably-priced restaurant, Razdora. If you stay at Crivi's you need to go eat at Razdora - tell chef Matteo that Mathieu from Canada sent you (seriously, just go!)

Overall a very nice hotel. The room was stylish and comfortable, but we'd have preferred more drawer space. Our other grumble is the paper cups for hot drinks.

Hotel Les Armures is a beautiful boutique gem in the heart of Geneva, right next to the Cathedral. It is charming and romantic, offering an intimate sense of place that larger luxury hotels often lack. Being right next to the owner’s famous fondue restaurant is a standout bonus for any stay. Where it Falls Short I cannot give it five stars because the amenities aren't at that level. Like other hotels in Geneva, the property feels a bit dated. Specifically, the bathroom requires climbing into a high-walled bathtub; my wife and I are in great shape and still found it awkward. It must be very impractical for children or seniors. Additionally, there is no gym on-site. Even more disappointing for a 5-star hotel, they do not provide free access to a nearby facility, only a discount. At this price point, I expect fitness access to be included. Verdict Les Armures has plenty of soul and attentive service. However, the dated bathroom setup and lack of modern facilities keep it from being a true 5-star experience. It’s a very good 4-star stay, but it doesn't quite hit the top-tier luxury mark.