Hellhole Palms Hotels

"This cozy A-frame is above done businesses, but because of its separate entrance behind, you get the feel of a cabin by itself. Note, there are stairs for access, but if that’s not an issue for you then the test is easy. The interior is so clean that it looks like this thing was built just last week. The amenities are great for that “off on your own” experience, but the center of town is about a ten minute hike, if you didn’t want to drive. There is an AC/heat pump replacing some old floor heaters, that does a much better job than they would do. The bedroom heater is an electric miniature pot belly stove, that has flame effects, do really adds to that backwoods feel. The kitchenette is fully stocked with all but food, and we did not find any knives, which could be a safety precaution, so if you plan to stay and cook, be sure to bring those if you need them. Bathroom is clean and well stocked, and the hot water works well! It IS an A-frame, so you need to be mindful of the angled walls as you get close to them. Getting into the unit is easy, and host has setup a self-check-in process you don’t need to wait on anyone to get you in. We will definitely be back!!!"

"Very cute, boutique hotel with large property. There is a main lodge and several casita's. We stayed in the main lodge, it's very nice, quiet, clean and comfortable. The rooms are well appointed, beds are comfortable and staff were very friendly."

"I don't have a kitchen, but the room was very nice and clean 👌 ☺️ "

"everything"

"Wonderful hotel! Friendly staff! Very clean! This was my 2nd time staying and will definitely stay again!"

" The room was wonderful. The bed was comfortable. The grounds were fantastic. Even the breakfast was perfect."

"It was such a nice home to stay in. The place was beautiful as we drove in and perfectly decorated and clean. The bathrooms and showers all worked well and the rooms and beds were plentiful. The porch swing was fun for the kiddos and the backyard had tons of fun areas for the kids to roam and for the adults to sit back and enjoy. We had deers visit us every morning of the stay! "

"Cozy room, quiet. Had all the amenities like shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, body wash/soap, soap, makeup wipes, haircap. Conveniently located right at Julian, walkable to shops+restaurants downtown. The uphill street area right behind the hotel is a good place to see stars in the sky at night. Close drive to Anza Borrego State Park and Lake Cuyamaca. Heater worked well. Front desk staff were so nice and helpful"

"Surprised by the readiness of the kitchen. We thought of a small kitchen zone for easy meals and didn't expect to have all the kitchenware ready in the room. The room was old with a bit too dim lighting, but we liked how each section was separated and well upkept. Air conditioning was a bit loud, even with the lowest fan speed. The last con I could think of is that it is far away from downtown but shouldn't be a problem with a car. It is about a mile away from the downtown circle!"