Run down.
The stained carpet, the partially broken toilet, the under stocked bathroom (soap, shampoo, & conditioner are the basics).
I particularly enjoyed the shower that lost pressure and hot water 6 minutes in. I just loved blow drying my hair in the reflection of the tv because the outlet is in no sight of a mirror. But hands down my favorite part was the riot act posted on the back of the door threatening to expel you from this stately manor should you be noisy.
This might be a good place for young people looking for a good time and not minding the lack of necessities. At this price point though, I fail to see how.
Beware summer travelers! No AC, just a sad oscillating fan in the corner.