The Naughty Nautical - Borough - by Frankie Says

Summary:

Ahoy, future sailors of the urban sea! Drop your anchor and step aboard this nautical wonder nestled in the heart of Borough, just a plank’s length away from the bustling Borough Market. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill apartment; it’s a delightful dive into maritime magic that will have you shouting “Land Ho!” in no time.



The Space:

Fabulous Features



• Spacious master bedroom with comfy king size bed and a double wardrobe.



• Bright and spacious living room featuring Smart TV with Media Hub (don’t forget your Netflix password) and snuggly sofa bed



• Dining room area with space for 3 fabulous people



• Sleek, modern kitchen brimming with new appliances, including oven, washing machine, dishwasher, Nespresso coffee machine, toaster, and kettle



• Complimentary wi-fi juice! Plug in, the wi-fi is on Frankie. Sing it now, Wi believe I can Fi…



• Because size matters, your apartment is very spacious - max wiggle room to work and twerk



• Chillax and enjoy our crisp, clean bedding and towels



• Welcome pack of snacky snacks – tuck into complimentary tea, coffee and biscuits on arrival



• Stay fresh as a daisy with our sweet-smelling toiletries, including shampoo for your ‘do, soap and body wash



• Ditch your dishcloths! Because travelling with J-cloths is never a good look, we’ve provided all your cleaning essentials, including washing and dishwasher tablets.



Home Truths:



Cleaning services once a week within the advertised price.



A welcome pack of bed linen, towels, toiletries and supplies are provided at check in and on a weekly basis for those staying longer than 7 nights.

If you wish regularly cleans or supplies please contact us to check prices.



• To stay toasty, your apartment has a centrally managed heating system



• Due to its location, the apartment doesn't have air-conditioning. Windows can be opened and if it warms up in the summer, we’re happy to provide fans, just let us know  



• Maximum occupancy is 3 people



• We’re committed to ensuring your apartment is safe and sparkling clean and maintain rigorous cleaning processes across all our properties.



House Rules:

We are committed to protecting our properties which is why we will ask you to complete a check-in form before your booking begins.





Frankie’s No-Nos



It’s a pleasure to have you stay, and while we’re live, laugh, love about most things, all guests are asked to follow Frankie’s no-nos:



• No Smoking - smoking indoors is not allowed anywhere in the apartment for Health and Safety. Please smoke outside of the apartment and dispose of any cigarettes carefully.



• No Parties – we know you’re here to have a good time but let’s be clear, strictly no parties allowed - Under no circumstances we will allow any STAG / HEN parties



* No pets







Check-in, Check-out, Shake it all about



Check-in: Rock up anytime from 3pm onwards

Check-out: 10am (Frankie Says…set your alarm! Accidentally dozing off and checking out later means you may be charged an extra night.)



The Neighborhood:

Frankie Says that you have to stay in Borough, as it arguably one of Central London's most historic and fascinating neighbourhoods; a totally gorgeous and immersive 'melting pot' that is famous for its gastronomic and cultural delights.



Bordered by the Thames to the north, you are also next to the incredible Southwark Cathedral and the historic Clink Street. But importantly, you are ridiculously close to the complete foodie heaven that is Borough Market. This is the original Food Hall experience, but with worldwide punching power – you will never be hungry for boredom!

Just a few minutes away is what Frankie Says is the coolest High street in London – Bermondsey Street. Packed full of coffee, pints, food, wine, cakes and much intrigue. Old world charm meets a crisp modern England. Next door to Bermondsey Street is Maltby Street market, another haven for foodies, whilst you must promise to visit the Vinegar Market on a Sunday – its packed is unique oddities.



To the back of our funky house is the ground-breaking Borough Yards, a recent development that saw railway arches turned into a clutch of dining and shopping experiences, with even it’s own Everyman cinema!



You can see the Shard from our terrace, so take a trip up to the top, to London’s best viewing gallery, and look down up Tower Bridge, Shad Thames and The Tower of London, all that are just a quick walk away.



We know you will be star struck by this pocket of London. It’s unrivalled in our opinion, authentic and original, but modern and smooth. But just in case you want to explore elsewhere then pop down to the Jubilee line underground station, only 190m away, at London Bridge station. Or hop on an Uber boat at London Bridge Pier. But, you’re be back to Borough before you know it…Borough always drags you back.



Getting Around:

Getting around Borough and London Bridge? It’s a walk in the park! Start at London Bridge Station (Jubilee or Northern Line), where you can catch the iconic view of the Shard. Fancy food? Borough Market has enough grub to make your stomach do a happy dance. History? Visit the medieval Southwark Cathedral or cross the Thames to check out Tower Bridge. For a bit of drama, stand on London Bridge and pretend you're in a thriller as the city pulses below you. Who’s got time for dull commutes? Not you!